Friday, July 30, 2004

BRIT COUNCIL WAS THE FUNNEST. HEHS. we cracked ourselves up so much. miss karen's the one(: now im much more confident for engreeesh owal. im ready. bring it on man.

jie's bringin me for her skewl concert tmr! hmmm i hope it'll be another one of poppin moods. and i'll sure enjoy (: shouting encore and the rock statements again and acting like a crazy lil one. haha!

im lunching with sam tmr! or breakie? or brunch? not sure! see what time he wakes up!

so pts and shijie tgt with the rest of the gang are nerding at changi. i doubt i'll go since i oredi have a lunching partner (: enjoy still yeah?

tata! i go now. dunkin donuts awaits me. heehee*

 

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today was fantabulousssss.

i love you darling samuel! *winkz-

songzi's unwell! i hope she has a speedy recovery!

guess what? prelims next week! YAY! *pouts-

ok brit council later! super celebration. i love miss karen :):):)

so till then, i love samuel always..

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 4:09 PM
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Thursday, July 29, 2004

audrey loves samuel

we had a conference today. serene and pekling was having a lil discussion about relationships and stuffs. and they call me queer queen. not for nothing of course. i tell you why now____
-First, i dont agree with the idea of ladies first.
-why should guys always give in to girls?
-i believe in girls making the first move
-i prefer to give my guy flowers, instead of him giving me.
-i hate to have dates asked by my guy. i love to take the initiative to ask him
-i want to make him feel safe in my arms, while not me safe in his arms
-i'll be the one who makes him cry, and the one who apologises
-i'll put him to bed. i dont like being put to bed and be like a child of his.
-i love to smell his hair.
-i want to be the first to hold his hand.
-i'll be jack, and he'll be rose in titanic.

that's my way of romantic love. till then.............

 
 

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 10:44 PM
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new album uploaded. get to the usual part of the blog side to view.

if you would like to view the album please ask either of the ladayes for the pw :) thankew. anonymous creatures shall not be entertained.

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 9:26 PM
9:26 PM


Wednesday, July 28, 2004


THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. audrey
2. drey
3. meixian
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. semi-confident
2. do what im deem fit for
3. able to receive negative comments professionally :)
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. pre-menstrual syndrome which causes lil conflicts
2. hypocritical
3. never treasure friends that well
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. why should we study
2. boys
3. gangsters, smokers, drug addicts
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. ah lians ah bengs
2. non-admitters of self wrong-doers
3. strict teachers
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. ghosts
2. heights
3. exams
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. handphone
2. family & friends
3. food
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BRANDS
1. ADIDAS!
2. surf brands
3. converse
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS @ THE MOMENT:
1. YELLOWCARD ONLY ONE
2. behind blue eyes
3. Grow Old With you
THREE person/or sets of PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH :
1. family
2. friends
3. myself
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO (NOW):
1. shit
2. snooze
3. somersault
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. collecting converse sneakers/specs
2. eating chocolates
3. tanning!
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. GO TO ZOO =)
2. SHOPPING
3. STUDY HARD FOR O'S.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Designer
2. tai-tai
3. teacher???
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. HAWAII!!!
2. JAPAN TO VISIT GODMA :)
3. any place where there're beaches!
THREE THINGS/PEOPLE YOU WANT OUT OF YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW:
1. skewl
2. o levels
3. teachers
THREE PEOPLE YOU WOULD WANT LEFT IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU WERE TO LOSE EVERYONE ELSE:
1. grandma
2. pamela
3. kooloowait. ;)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. slap the enemies
2. married and have sex for the sake of kids.
3. be rich.


scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 11:22 PM
11:22 PM




HELLO WORLD +)

im in the process of gearing up for the dreadful prelims period. so im cutting down on computer-visiting, prolly less updates from now on...

skewl is pretty much a bore these days lahhh.  yesterday wasnt a bad day afterall, isa and amelia came to mama hse and we did some revision. cooked lunch for them and i hope they enjoyed? =)  we gossiped so much, laughed so much, chitchatted ourselves away in the midst of studying, all the way till about 6 plus. then everyone balik kampung. MY NIECES ROCK \M/ Jie helped out in dinner last night. I can still remember her handling dinner over at mama house during her secondary sch days, when we were maidless, when godma went back to japan... those days were super terrible. the both of us had like two houses to manage. but still, we got through all in peace. well now that we've a maid, we can at least leave some chores to arseria :)

anyway, the skewl photos are developed! i look sooooo good in this year's picture i tell ya ;) well not that im super thick skin but wait till i show you my previous year's yearbook, you'll laugh your asses off. hehs! oh yes i've uploaded pix again! get to my Random album and enjoy =)

it's drizzling now. hmmm i didnt go pizza hutting with the guys. hope yall had a full and fun lunching yeah? hees. i had biology lessons after skewl. Mr chan revised through sexual reproduction with us. good thing cause i wasnt paying much attention to Mary Charles when she taught us at the scratch of the year. phew! i realised Mr Chan was so open about this topic. he aint shy about anything. hehs he's a profession alright... pathetically only about ten of the gracesters stayed back for the lesson because this was rather sudden when we met mr chan while we were heading back home, and he said that he cud teach the few of us a lil today and some tmr. i love him to bits haha!

now lemme do some shoutouts to certain important creatures in my life :)


isa amelia: HEY GURLX. you two rock my world. we should have plenty of studying sessions. and the saving money programme cannot be forgotten wokay? we'll try our best and then go on a shopping spree after my dreadful Os! haha ily kids!

pekling: dear dear,,,, as i always say, friends are vital in your life and always treasure them right? listen, she can do whatever to you. You can do whatever to her. your conscience is clear and you shouldnt be bothered about whatever shits she does. dont worry about me my dear, cause i cant really be damned about her. Her words made me feel raged up, of course, who aint frustrated when somebody bastards you? But think again, if she thinks that she's in-whatever-dumb-ways superior than you, why not let her say whatever she feels and do whatever she thinks is right? As long as she does her thing, and we do our thing, that's what we bother about right? Just do what we're deem fit for and dont give a damn to that lil whore. she'll be fine in her own pretty lil world. let her decay in her miserable life of anti-friends. no one cares about her anyways.. so yup. i love you for being cool about this :)

grace: you're the weirdest cause you really are! heehee! i love ewe in many ways and thanks so much for the brownies. it's tasty!

darrick: hello boy:) thanks for Nuts About Chocolates! i promise i'll eat only 8 scoops a day! -crosses lil pinky- thankew thankew thankew so much!!!!

awrite here i go now. the books are staring at me. and i feel the guilt. haha! byebye!

 

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 4:45 PM
4:45 PM


Monday, July 26, 2004

IVE JUST UPLOADED ANOTHER ALBUM. ONCE AGAIN, SCROLL TILL THE VERY BOTTOM ON THE LEFT, AND CLICK ON TAIKENG GARDENS

TATA!

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11:27 PM




tuition was fantastic. at least i've managed to get the hang on sets. it's pretty chick feed actually. lolx all thanks to mrs tay! im much more confident in chemistry practicals now too so massive thanks to the tutor once again and again +)

oh yes seems like my birthday pressies are still coming. haha! i got a box of biscuits and cookies from lixian and evelyn! thanks loads gurls! those munchies kept me awake for my sleepy parts of the days! heehee! and then a blessed cross from stefan. wokay. so there are many rumours going arnd about 'stefan and audrey'. gossips and gossips of untrue words. all thanks to rowena and daphne? im rather pissed that the whole of Christ The King church knows about 'stefan and audrey'. so the two lil bitches are pretty happy that their untrue sayings have come this far, so so so well huh? please. if you would like to matchmake kids with others, come clean, right in front of my face. cause back-gossiping is truly yucky. dont talk so nicely in front of me, and pretend to agree that there's actually nothing going on between the two kids, but go on behind my back to yada yada yak all the nonsensical garbages. well i dont care if he likes me or doesnt. cos i have no 'love love' feelings for him, as said by you immature ladayes. stop it. it's annoying. wise up girls.

well not like they're gonna read this. but yeah, just trying to vent it on the blog.

sweet potato soup is always so sweet. done by mummaye dearest. +hugs mummaye

ok i go now. studying with study khakis sharmin and florence at grandma's place tmr. tata!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 10:24 PM
10:24 PM




TUITION LATER. I REALISED THAT I'VE BEEN HIDING AWAY FROM TUITION. X) THAT'S BELLY BAD.

I THINK I HAVE TO BUCK UP FOR GEOG. ALL THE ELEVEN PAPERS MDM GAVE WERE UNDONE. IT STINKS AND IS STUCK ON MY TABLE. I HAVENT TOUCHED IT. HEHS

TODAY WAS LIKE A MAJOR 'POUR-EVERYTHING-OUT' DAY. I HAD A TALK WITH MICHELLE DURING RECESS, ALL THE WAY TILL ENGLISH. NOW I THINK OUR BOND IS CLOSER. THAT'S BAGUS. I HOPE HER PLANS FOR STUDYING WORKS. *PRAYS

OH YES I WROTE SMTHG FOR MICH AND SONG DEARIE. TSK TSK*

MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE COMPOSITION SONGZI AND I WROTE. IT WAS SUPER HILARIOUS THAT YOU CAN FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR LAUGHING. WE BOTH HAD A GREAT TIME PREPARING. ADAM EVE HAMMIE :)

I WASNT PAYING MUCH ATTENTION DURING AMATH. GUESS WHAT. I FAILED AMATH YET AGAIN! JESS AND I GOT 6/50. EVERYBODY SAY WOW PLEASE. PRAISE THE LORD! X)

THEN AFTER SKEWL, ANOTHER HEART-POURING SESSION WITH JESS IN THE BUS. HMMM...

WE MET SAMUEL SHIJIE BRENT AT PTS'S PARENTS' KOPITIAM. I HAD WANTON MEE. GUESS TODAY WASNT THE RIGHT DAY TO EAT NOODLES. YIKES. AND THE CHILLI BURNED MY THROAT AND MY TUMMY. OUCH*

SO WE WENT TO THE PARK AFTER THAT. WALKED AND WALKED SO LONG BECAUSE THE FLORENCE DIDNT REALLY KNOW THE DIRECTIONS. *SPANKS BACKSIDE* HEHS.. SO AFTER SOME HARDSHIP WE GOT TO THE PARK. WHICH I THINK IS REALLY RESOURCEFUL. IT'S SO MUCH FACILITIES COMPARED TO SENGKANG PARK. WE ENJOYED OURSELVES WITH THE SWING, MONKEY BARS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE. WE WERE PLAYING LIKE KIDS. AND I WAS THE PHOTOGRAPHER FOR THE DAY AND IT'S REALLY FARNNY TO SEE SHARMIN SO UNLADY-LIKE. HEEHEE! AND THAT PANJANG AND PENDEK SO FARNNY. BEST PART WAS WHEN THEY FALL. AND I LAUGHED MY LUNGS OFF. MONKEY AND SHIJIE TOO. THESE PEOPLE TICKLED ME SOOO MUCH TODAY. THANKEW :)

SO GEESUS DIDNT BLESS US WITH FINE WEATHER. THE DRIZZLE CAME AND THEN WE DECIDED TO RUSH OUT OF THAT ISOLATED GARDEN. EVERYBODY WENT HOME.

THIS IS THE END OF THE STORY. EVERYONE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. IM GONNA POMPOM NOW AND THEN CALL PEKLING AND THEN WE'LL GOSSIP ABOUT YOU. YOU =) YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF IT'S YOU OR NOT. SO BYEBYE!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 5:55 PM
5:55 PM


Sunday, July 25, 2004


[NOW]
`time: 9.46PM
`feeling: perky ;)
`doing: that thing you do
`thinking: about zoo outing
`craving: NUTS ABOUT CHOCS ICE CREAM! *hint to sally*

[EVER]
`said i love u?: yeS
`toyed other ppl's feeling?: yes
`committed in relationship?: yes.
`break your promises?: yes
`sacrifice anything for your loved ones?: yes always.
`realised u need someone so badly?: yes

[OPPOSITE SEX]
`hair: doesnt matter. as long as it's not rebonded. and i love afro man! *winkz
`character: sociable. most importantly comical, insensitive; all the good things practically. and one last word RESPECT
`looks: something like osama but not william hung
`turns on: how many times must i tell ewe. HIS FAT ASS
`turns off: BENGS. SMOKERS.
`most touching he/she did for u: nothing lolx.

[FIRST]
`love: sometime ago
`hugged: when i was young. duh!
`kiss:                         :)
`boyfriend/girlfriend: benjamin the man (:

[LAST]
`drink: H20
`eaten: san low hor fun
`listen to: YELLOWCARD ONLY ONE
`song that stuck in your head: adam sandler's Grow Old With You
`place u went to: nick's place(and i dropped ten buckaroos! *sob)
`cried: last monday when grand uncle passed on
`thing u wish to know: about randall and isabel.
`word: cchb? haha ask samuel and brent!

a change of plans tmr! going to florence's mum's kopitiam to savour the good food and then to the park to study. amath therapy tmr! bye!


scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 9:43 PM
9:43 PM




jie just left for mama house. daddy and mummy went to buy smthg and im trying to be patient here, waiting for dinner to fly by. tsk tsk.. did emath and geog. next up, amathematics...

swimming with the khakis tmr. cant wait. it's been yonks since...

here are some stuff to kill your time..

walking home drunk stimulator


and this is by someone...
SWEETIE PIE
You're my honey bunch...
sugar plum...
pumkie umpy umkin...
you're my sweetie pie.
You're my cuppy cake...
gum drops...
snookum snookums...
you're the apple of my eye.


red & black sure rock together eh? (:
 
wokie dokie i go now. tata! enjoy schlin' tmr *lolx







scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 7:05 PM
7:05 PM




ahhh, i love mauve :)
 
everything seems to be faulty. the Cody Music in my blog is spoiled, and the tagboard is down too. -shrugs-
 
i think we're really making alot of unnecessary comments in bro mixue's blog. anyway i want to be the flower gurl wokay. dont miss me out please. i love to sprinkle flowers. it's gonna be hell fun!
 
i think im gonna study for the rest of the day. emath and amath, and im gonna be nuts about mathematics. so nuts that i can be mad at anyone at any point of time. so dont provoke me. im seriously dangerous. haha!
 
darrick says the (*(*$%)$&(%* is on. i dont believe it. prove to me you doodoo boy!
 
ok i go now. tata!
 

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 11:43 AM
11:43 AM


Saturday, July 24, 2004

jiejie fetched florence to compass before going for her bbq at tp. flor and i had a mask session today and it was so farnny. keke..

and i've finally uploaded the pics! a total of five albums in all! so yeah enjoy! good night!
sweet 16th with family

sweet 16th BBQ

pts day 

ok i can only bloody link these three for you. for the other two albums, get to my bottom left column after scrolling to get the links aight? enjoy! tata!




scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 11:58 PM
11:58 PM





* Name: Chen Meixian Audrey +)
* Nickname: drey, chicken, pts, monster et cetera
* Birth Date: seventeenth July 1988
* E-mail: look for yourself.
* Colour of eyes: black* 
* Height: 160cm, perhaps 162.5 lehhh, i wish to grow still :(
* Weight: i just weighed, 43kg. strange im 44 in skewl. haha!
* Brothers/Sisters: an elder lovely sister :)
* Bed time: i hardly sleep early. im nocturnal these days haha!

-----------HAVE YOU EVER---------
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out: twice
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: i wudnt do that cause i love myself too much.
* Been in a car accident : nope
* Been hurt emotionally: of course
* Ever had an imaginary friend: yes yes! fei fei! *stares at ying.. and kooloowati! *stares at florence..
* Cried during a Movie: yes, i always cry. lol...
* Had a crush on a teacher: once
* Ever thought an animated character was hot?: hello kitty? im in love wit it! shit.
-----------------FAVOURITES-------------
* Shampoo: Goat's milk shampoo bought by mummaye. *chuckles* and Follow Me's Green Tea
* Night/Day: Night!
* Summer/Winter: Summer cause i love the sun!
* Drink: Hundred plus and H20
* Food: Cheese and chocolates!  brownies, gummies, apples, durians, jap and western, but the best is still home-cooked food yar? :)
*Ice cream: walls ice cream! and the 'NUTS ABOUT CHOCOLATE!'
*Subject: Chemistry and physics. english with brit of course..
 ------------------RIGHT NOW------------
* Wearing: Stussy shirt and nike track shorts
* Eating: famous amous picans by gracie :)
* Drinking: H20
* Thinkin bout: skewl work and him+++
* Listening to: slipped away by avril lavigne
* Talking to: kooloowati! heehee!
* Watching: the computer screen. duh?!
-----------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
* Yourself: always but i try not to be too complacent though
* Friends: seldom now.
* Santa Claus: somehow or rather, yes haha!
* Destiny/Fate: yup! but it's insane to believe in it.
* Angels: yeah.. artificial ones like my darlings lah.. :x
* Ghosts: yup..
 ----------FRIENDS AND LIFE--------
* Do you have a bf/gf: oh yes i have many gurlfrens. im super flirtuous you can say.. haha! boyfriend? yes plenty too haha!
* Close friend/s?: florence grace songzi ivy pamela sally nick asht.
* Who's the loudest: florence
* Who's the weirdest: grace
* Who do you go to for advice: ivy
* Who do you think about most when ur not online: him.
* When you last cried the most: when i have a depression or somthing. it was a major break down i tell ya..
* What is the best feeling in the world: fulfilling the duties of what you're expected to do. be it to make up someone's day, to study :), or even to remove your bowels. lol
* Worst Feeling: everything thing that you can think of. :) but not loneliness. i love to be alone..

-------------------------------------------------
1. IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? near the beach for sure! i love beaches :)
3. FAVORITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? urm,, his ass. i always wanted a guy who has a enormous ass. dont ask me why lol..
4. WHAT'S THE LAST CD THAT YOU BOUGHT? erm the cranberries vcd?
5. WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? buddies' houses, own house, mama house, beaches, or somewhere isolated..
6. WHERE'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PLACE TO BE? chinatown.
7. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO BE MASSAGED? my arms and legs? im easily tickled.

im pretty lame now. haha!

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2:13 PM




florence and i just reached home from a retarded morning study at compass. heehee!

i was so so so dead this morn when i woke up. i was dug up by mummaye. yikes i hate being screamed out of the bed. doesn't feel good at all. then monkey gave me a really late morn call which i ignored and pooped back to sleep. haha!

daddaye fetched me to sengkang mrt and i took a ride down to sgoon to meet pts. then we headed off for her dental appt. it was raining cows and elephants and we were so drenched. *artichooo! i really caught a damn cold. influenza is attacking. im falling ill once again, my throat still hurts from the roars i made at the concert last night. hrrrrr...

monkey's tooth is so pretty leh i think. very queer of it to grow out like this... i've took a picture. i will upload all the pictures soon aight?

then we ate at "John's Cafe". haha! the uncle was so loh-soh lehhh, then we had beehoon, mee siam and french toast for breakfast. so marvellicioux eh? then we chitchatted ourselves away... gossiped and gossiped. haha!

took a train down to compass, monkey tickled me so much ok! she was singing our skewl song in a really really retarded manner. and i saw a william hung look-alike. oh gosh. i shall upload the pics soon enough ok? and we went to the library.... had the brownie and the fries. we were crazy lil muggers for an hour then we decided to get to my hse. we were so damn tired. by the way my darhlingest is snoozing on my bed (: maybe i could just jump on her right? heehee! but before that, we went to shop for accessories like we always do. and once again, i bought 2 hairbands. this is seriously unnecessary wokay. i know not why i always pay for wastes. now, my hairbands are piling up in my lil wardrobe. *giggles...

saw ashton! haha! he walked away so fast that i cudnt even shout a hi to him. lolx..

so we headed back home..

today's grand uncle's wake. i werent needed to be there though.. hmmm reminds me of chik-chik again....

dreydrey loves to sing! haha flor and i was singing to adam sandler's "I wanna grow old with you" and we sang and sang till we got so emotional. oh yes, i wrote smthg to my darhling and the moment she saw it, we were hugging like nuts and "i love you i love you so much!"... tsk tsk..

i think i better be off... till laterx~!

 

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 1:21 PM
1:21 PM




the eccentric word was influenced by miss karen. skewl was wokay today, we had 3 gongong periods of geog wit no chers arnd for lecturing and so songzi yingjie and audrey decided to get on with big business. a fairy tattoo on ying's left lower belly, a dice on her ankle, a butterfly on my ankle and a scribble of ragdoll drawn by ever so artistic audrey. mememe! to think that brent says it looks exactly like me. a piece of shiat he is. xp

pe was hell funn! played center and attacker with aisha today. well we didnt score but im so dead after the matches! haha! emath was terrible. i failed emaths. whats new everyone? i told ya my maths stink and i need mathematics studying khakis oredi. and ivy and florence are the nicest sweetest pals to teach me amath tmr. thats why i nv regretted loving them like heaven +)
CHEMISTRY WAS SO FUNN TOO! titration might probably come out for the prelims or even the O's so take note chemist :) and mr teoh was so farnny. he played xmas carols and sang them all the way, but of course, 4 gracesters sang along and we were so happily laughing our asses off. heehee! UNCLE TEOH TRULY ROCKS.

then had extra bio lessons. mr chan is a perfect bio teacher i tell ya. i've finally realised haha! micro-organisms is chick feed to me cos i've studied. see how good i am? LAM PENG KWAN IS MY BESTFRIEND. THERE'S NO BLUFFOLOGY IN BIOLOGY. pure biologists get that into your heads. (: [well, that's if you know who lam peng kwan is..]

then rushed home with song, cleaned up, and then zoomed to meet her at the bus stop. and i was complaining to her how angry i was for missing lunch. with you darrick (: i know it'd be hell enjoyable to lunch out cause we'll crap like nobody's business yeah? and amaths tutor. you are truly one haha!

brit council today was fine. vocabularies and vocabularies and vocabularies. abraham and chyl lin are missing! gosh i somehow missed them! *giggles with song. haha! and i had sabrina's sour candy stripes to keep me awake during brit too! haha thanks gurl!

then i left at seven and hurried to sg conference hall. i aint contented with comfort drivers cos they cheat money. yes they're dishonest pple. 15 bucks on cab fare is enought. i swear i'll never cab down on a long journey. my pocket hurts ya know? lolx. then brent met me and then we hurried our way up. waited rather long for their next intermission then tadah! we entered....

for more details of the concert and for the rest of the day, please refer to this+)

im tired. lolx. and im meeting ivy and flor for amath nerding! heehee! but before that ive to accompany monkey for her dental appt. at outram! at 7.15! well , i love her that's why i did it. :)

ok i go now bye!.

PS:i wanna thank sally and all the brats today who went to the concert cos it was hell fun and audrey loves you. :)


scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 1:17 AM
1:17 AM


Thursday, July 22, 2004

My sweety pie baby is sleeping... she's a terrible sore throat and aint feeling good. she looks so pale! God, i hope she'd be well tomorrow!

I'm over at baby's grandma place. Actually we planned to go swim in the late afternoon cause the sun's so good! or maybe gyming.. but looking at her, *stares at audrey* i doubt we can work today :(

She seems so tired and restless these days. Not to blame. So many happenings. Her Grand uncle died, her grandma, her friends and the worst problematic shit, sch work. Just a few more months to fight on darling a few more months! hang on there!

Both of us miss pamela like hell. Without pamela, we are dead kids.

i cant stand Jessica simpson. Yikes. angels doesnt sound good with her. Robbie williams did a whole lot more better job alright.

Audrey and i are both mathematics-sick kids. i look at her pile of homework.. i'd rather look at the dawsons creek poster up on the wall. awwww sucha sweet guy he is haha!

she is mrs ronaldo. hmmmm who sud i be attached with?

mean girls is super bitchy! watch it! bimbotic and mean. i love it. :)

Hmmm my babygurl has so many programmes on tomorrow. she's got british council, some marist band thingy and most importantly remembered but not forgotten the lunching out with dear darrick. lol hey boy! whatcha up to man? we need some lunches too! haha! enjoy tmr! *wink wink..

alright i think i better go now. homeworks are annoying. byebye!

-sally the great.


scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 4:49 PM
4:49 PM


Wednesday, July 21, 2004

today's awesome...

bio practical was pretty tricky today. it's the potato strip thing that we've done before. my results were so weird though haha! and i snapped a shot of the salt solution. i shall upload some time later.

it's Mabel's birthday today! happy sweet 16th!! Her mummy brought a walnut cake during recess and as usual the young kids will do, we presented a set of bilingual birthday songs. and not forgetting her presents. we got her a ripcurl bag and wallet.

we did some vectors exercises for amaths today. it was pretty easy to catch though. im still stuck at sets. GOSH sets is driving me nuts... miss ong provided us with sweets again and i hope in the coupla months to come, my teeth will not decay +) I HOPE.

chinese was fun! cause moley left us half way. then we chitchatted ourselves like noanimal's business. tattooing was on for the two lesbians again :) very beautiful! i want a star one songzi do it for me this friday ok? muacks!

then i cannot miss out this hot topic that we've been gossipping abt today. somebody who copies the owners of roxy, ripcurl items and follows to buy it. somebody who hates avril lavigne but buys her cd. if you dont know me, i hate duplicaters. please. oh like there's this word in the dictionary... but yeah. replicating is not a good habit to pick. and it's farnny how we can be so mean and trick her. HOPES SHE GETS TO TOWN AND SEES NOTHING SHE LIKES IN THE SURF SHOPS. gosh im so mean. and why shld i bother? haha im sucha busybod! busybods suck!

awrite then lil gracie and i went to compass to study. stayed in yoshi for a goddamn 4 hrs. well spent though, we studied for social studies. cos there'll be a test tmr and im not very happy abt it cos it's been eons since we did structured essay qns. but the both of us managed to finish conflicts and cooperation in a short span of 4 hrs! weee!

i must say this. GRACE, you're just so sweet. although i always scold you and act so childish to disturb you, i dont mean it really. im so surprised you bought the cookies for me! my favourite famous amous picans! haha! i love ewe babe* you're truly one in a zillion. i treasure you much. (:

then there's this very awkward situation where grace and i giggled like hell. there're these four marist sitting in front. and i did what i had to do for the best and that boy did what he had to do. so yeah. haha!

i think i put on a few kg. shiats. wellwell i shldnt be so bothered bout my weight actually yeah?

i think i better go now. until the then...

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 7:38 PM
7:38 PM


Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Grand 5th Uncle passed away this morning. Daddy just broke the news. I'm real sad.
 
Deepest condolences to his family.
 
Thinking back, i lost an uncle last year. *sigh
 
It's all on the cigarettes and the drugs.
 
You idiotic puny influences. good for nothingness non-living things. stop giving pleasure to the innocents. now that you've caused the lives of so many people so dear to me. i hate you.
 
to all smokers, no point smoking and ending your lovely life so soon ya? throw away the packs and start anew. it's not too late. dont follow the footsteps of my uncle, the smoker for 40 years. a drug addict for 40 years. a nobody but himself, for 40 years. this is why his last half of his life is gone. i truly miss him.. *sobs.
 
life is truly beautiful. think about it....
 


 

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 5:30 PM
5:30 PM




seriously, i shouldnt be here. so kick my bum and i'll go study!
 
wokay a few kicks from pamela. haha!
 
i deserve some scolding. i aint trying my best to study which is really bad. all i do is eat sleep bum watch teebee. BAD. if any of you wants to get out to study please please please tell me ok? cos i need mugging khakis. haha!
 
and i wanna thank sabrina darling for getting me the gummies cause that pack of sweets kept me awake during bio! haha thanks!

pe was so funnn!!! soccer games are getting better each week. my legs can kick and i can almost bend it like beckham! wahaha! raihana and i was the attacker today and we scored! YAY! all the soccer khakis like cheryl isabel song and sangeetha truly rock my socks!  

ivy and song was tattooing each other's ankle with butterflies and fairies which i think is very pretty! the two lesbians are chitchatting away about mummies being lesbians. hmmm if my mom was, i'll slap her tight enough i tell ya. lolx.
 
ok i go now! bleed bleed bleed. audrey's not feeling any better from the pre menstrual syndrome. hrrrr tata!
 
spinning on avril's 'nobody's home'______________

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 3:21 PM
3:21 PM


Monday, July 19, 2004

wokay this entry will be a super brief one awrite?
 
BRENT MEI MEI.. sorry for all the mean stuffs i said lah wokay. haha *shakes hands. we shldnt quarrel so often right. we ought to be good brothers and sisters! lets hope this brotherhood will never end yar? *pats bro's back =)
 
ALWIN TEO.. thanks for the 'FUCK AUDREY CHEN MEIXIAN'. how i wished i know what's behind all this eh? how i wished i've never invited you to my party at all, disgracing your lil self in front of everyone of my friends. well, who cares anyway? it's your bloodyhell fucking prob to do so. thanks for trying to mess up my celebration but i tell you, i aint flared afterall from the party. ONCE AGAIN... try and step on me. I'LL MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR LIFE IN HELL.
 
ok on a lighter note, here it goes.
 
today's sucha good day. accept the fact that the sky will be brighter after a rainy one eh? i've patched up with yingjie and all already. I'm sorry for what i did girls. Guess i was very sensitive. Let's hope that we'll be friends forever ya? after all this rough patches here and there, i know we will understand and accept each others' flaws, and get on with the relationship. it's not very nice to stay on this war for so long too. furthermore, the problem is nothing serious (: i'm glad we've made it thru. ying, the lil talks we had these few days have made me realised how important it is to understand one each other's feelings, and to pour out whatever disagreements, and not to keep them in my heart. this time, is our second bloody time that we've fallen out. there will be no third time. it's true to accept 'friends for life' and 'what are friends for?' friends are vital. important! haha! and i think after this break up our friendship will be super bonded? lets hope so? i cannot guarentee the future. but i'll treasure for sure (:
 
i'm rather horrified by what the teachers said. the lecture was good enough to wake me up, despite the fact that i'm still online now, instead of studying. hoho.. i shld be. i will. i will mug hard. 2 more fucking weeks to the prelims. audrey will do well eh? wish me luck pple!
 
i always had nothing but instant noodles to feed on cos there's practically no food left for me when i go to mama hse after sch. how sad. lolx. but lucky i have mommy's curry puff to survive on! longlivemommy!!!
 
i gtg now. i'm pissed but somehow the patching up with yingjie part climbed over the pissed part and tadah! a joyful audrey (+ and always will be (:
 

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5:57 PM


Sunday, July 18, 2004

mommy's curry puff supah marvellous!
 
i ought to do some studying. but no. i cant. i kept reading the sex book by sharmin and coreen. you gurlx polluted my mind! hawhaw. see, now my weekends are so unproductive.
 
daddaye rocks ;)
 
ok i know not what to do now. somebody can please tell me?
 
i'm bored! i think i shall hop off now. so till then peeps!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 6:52 PM
6:52 PM




yester was supah fun.
 
went with jiejie to bugis cause we wanted to check out the new adidas shop. it wasn't that huge what. rather small lehhh..
 
then jie treated the birthday girl to swensens! haha! we had chewy chocolate, firehouse delight, black pepper seafood pasta and not forgetting the fries! this jiejie ah. she oredi treated me to genki the other day. now swensens. haha wasting money but i love her to bits still! heehee.. we then bought a cake at four leaves. i stared at the chocolate exotic and decided to look arnd for other cakes. haha! then we bought the almond one :)
 
we two then drove to buy dinner. oyster, satay, seafoods, veges, sweet sour pork. im sure i put on some weight eh?
 
then we went back to mama house. had our dinner, rested, cake cutting! weee!
 
then jiejie bluffed me. she said that i dont have to have a pressie from her cos i've grown up. :(
 
but then! she took out something....
 
and i opened and i saw my CRUMPLER BAG!!!
 
i love jiejie to bits! i love grandma to bits! i love daddy and mummy to bits! not forgetting arseria too! for cleaning up everything after the celebration :) godma and koo too. i love yall truckloads 
 
oh yes godma called last night! and kookoo came back today oredi! wee!

then i went back home and quickly rushed to nick's place.
 
sally nick gaby serene yu darrick ashton pekling kuan MORBID and dreydrey was there! except pamela :(
 
i really like the gift! thanks!
 
cake smashes too huh. you notii lil ones heehe!
 
went back really late. like 2am? 
 
mommy now making curry puffs. cos i said i wanted to eat. lol i love her!

but i enjoyed. i love yall plentay.
 
i gtg bye!
 

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 2:56 PM
2:56 PM


Saturday, July 17, 2004

queenie just got back from skewl, and she's very happy cause english oral is over. however the fact that mrs magaret low is her examiner, she feels rather pressurising and thinks that magaret must be mocking at queenie's atrocious english. heehee* and picture discussion and picture description's the same right? hmmm i wonder..
 
i had a seriously bad tummyache in the morning. shitted but still needs to remove some more wastes from my body still. must be the chick wings and the agar agar last night. hrrr... yeah thanks bel and pts for making the konnyaku! my favie jelly! haha thanks iloveyoutwototheveryhell.
 
ivy damn naughty huh. wanna pinch my ******. you nasty lil one. haha! and songsong also huh. naughty. you two tgt one. hmphf!
 
i've just received a letter from grace. she's so sweet! gosh. that's the sweetest present i've got i tell ya! it means alot to me. and she secretly put it in my letter box yester! i didnt know! haha! i love you gracie! mwah mwah!
 
i just received an email from godma and uncle mas! weee! ilovethem too!
 
i love everyone actually. heehee! especially yoooooo***
 
i cant wait for later, and then tonight. cake smashes again i know. but i just cant wait. heehee!
 
pool table here i come. NC16 here i come. everything, here i come. i have much more say and freedom in whatever i do now. that's so free! wee i can fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
ok i've opened up the presents and so surprisingly i have many GOOD stuffs. condoms. pads. pampers. good? haha. and some of ewe pple are just so sweet! thanks for all pressies and most importantly, your best wishes for my 16th year of living and some of your souls present yester at the barbaque. i appreciate all of that and i love yall. please do give me a kiss some time ok? and i'll return one. (:(:(:
 
the queenie says barbuaiz!!!!! love yall so muchie!
 
 
 


scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 10:23 AM
10:23 AM




First of all, i'm sixteen! yay!
 
Second, my celebration was a success, all thanks to the almighty God who heard my prayer of no rain, and then of course to one and all of you lil kids who joined in the fun with me!
 
it was truly the most memorable birthday i've ever celebrated. SWEET SIXTEENTH. how sweet can it get on with plentay of cake smashes? haha!
 
first up, skewl was rather boring. emath test is silly. i cant do nuts. then surprisingly i received pressies from sarahmarie, mabel and yan ting! thanks peas! love yall.. chem practical was supahh easy, i thought. collected my lovely cake from compass, then grace and i bought some snacks to munch on at home. thanks dear for your company! love ewe! help me thank yr dad k? heehee
 
then we slacked at home, unpacked everything, then off we set off to meet ivy and songzi downstairs. I FORGOT TO GET WIRE MESH STARTERS AND TONGS AND SERVIETTES SO I RAN TO RM TO GET THEM. it's a stoopid thing cos i forgot to bring and buy so many things! hrrrr. sorry barbequers this bbq session was in a rather messy state lolx.
 
then ivy's dad fetched us all to pasir ris to meet up the gang and viola my darhling jess gtg so soon even before the fire was started. sorry dear! yew wei and gang were there oredi, edeline, shirley and mixue and gang. ok why not i update you on the peeple who came? hee hear it now..
 
audreychen jessica ivy grace songzi samuel brent randall EUGENE! marcus shijie amira yanting evelyn huitong rachlee weiling edeline shirley julia ANGELkwok! pohchoo jiaxin eunice CAROL! sharmin&samuel alwin alex cassian leon&2othersidontknow AMELIA ISA FLORENCE ISABEL desmondjoe shiba xiankai&hisgang YEW WEI mich chua waiping&gang SABRINA and did i miss out anybody? i hope not! thankew guys!

and many thanks to grace and ivy's daddys who fetched us to and fro! ivy's mom for the curry and the beehoon! not like they're gonna read this but i'm grateful!

the cake smashes are good. lol, coreen and i ran to far far away even b4 they cud do anything and that brent tricked us. bloodyhell.

anyhows, overall was fun! heehee hope all enjoyed yeah? pictures are up already.

english oral tmr. how?

my birthday now what. who cares about english oral. hah!

wokay isabel darhling you cannot so mean ok? randall mei mei doesnt have his ez link card and it's really inconvenient for him to travel. must be nice and give back to him k? haha.

i'm wised up. less childish. still young at heart though. i love one and all for completing my 15th year. now, 16th year awaits me and many more opportunities ahead. as usual, what most bloggers will do, here i'll give ewe my 16th resolution x)

-to study extremely hard and get good grades.

-to be happy

-to be less childish

-to be serious at times

-to be a good and respected friend

-to be a good girlfriend :x

-to love everyone more

-to play the role of a less rebellious sister in the family :)

-to love and stay company to grandma
-to be myself. that's the most important yeah? nothing beats better than originality.

i'm rather contented about my 15th year. many rough patches but hey, life's still like this. i'm grateful to all who has appeared in my life to be part of my world and massive thanks to you. i've grown up. nobody needs to worry me. i'm alive and still kicking, in the sixteenth year of my beautiful life. the journey goes on.......

thanks mom and dad for having me appear in this world. without me, they'll be no fun ;x right?

thanks sis. i love her to bits for always being there for me and cheering up my dull days. she's one girl not to be missed loving. :)

thanks to all friends. i love yall. stepping into my life of both good and bad. it's an experience :)

thanks to the lord. i love you

till then, tata.

 

 









scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 12:56 AM
12:56 AM


Thursday, July 15, 2004

dreydrey darn happie!

grace ivy song and drey went for grocery shopping today with an odd boy, xianbin. haha! thanks brodur! the lunch was great! damn farnny ah you? be good please.

bought many stuffs but i doubt it's enough. especially not very enough for they big men eh? cos they eat alot alot alot. whoa! 80 over chick wings, 60 over sausages, 60 over crabsticks, numerous bak tou, satay and some more. enough? i think there's really lil food. shiat dont blame me if there's insufficient food man. :x

i've ordered the cake. it's chocolate exotic. cos the lady said it's the best one cause there's a layer of waffle biscuit and damn marvellous. weee!

COREEN IS COMING YEAH!!!! I LOVE YOU DARHLING!

tmr is just so gonna rock. i know cake smashes are awaiting me but rest assured i will smash you back if you do it to me and everyone please bring xtra clothes. too bad if you have only one pathetic set of clothe! wahahha!

i really cant wait. weehee! see yall tmr! i love love love yall so much!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 8:13 PM
8:13 PM




i tell you, xianbin's sucha bother. jiejie here not free and you there so annoying huh you stoopid idiot.

xpxpxpxpxpxpxp

grocery shopping right after my lunch with bro. HE IS GONNA TELL ME ABOUT HER GODZILLION GURLFRIENDX.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POH CHOO!
friends for how long oredi, haha i'm happy you can make it tmr! wee! i miss you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEW WEI!
soon, we'll be having some blast. one more day to go (:

ok i go now. it's 2 days left to my sweet sixteenth and then one day left to the horrendous party where the cake smashing event resumes x)

tata! love yall mwah mwah!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 3:55 PM
3:55 PM


Wednesday, July 14, 2004



drey and ivy+



grace on mirror drey on mirror



you know, gurlx get bored and do weird stuffs.



audreychen*audreyretnam*



sometimes, the chen dynasty gets bored too and snap shots like this, in the lift (:



last but not least, i present you the photographer, the audrey (:


scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 11:54 PM
11:54 PM




this song just keeps spinning on my head. haha!

the conflict is over between the guys! yeah! i hope so wokay?

bio practical this morning. im glad im getting used to doing practicals cause i was so afraid last time! nuts! amath test today. im so unprepared for it so forget about a pass. flunk is for sure. brit council last night was pretty boring. miss karen seems to be like less talkative. i think it's because the pupils there are so quiet! i hate the peace too! haha and song and i sat with robyn (:

oh yes did i tell you that we had our last photoshoot on monday? it was so farnny! ivy grace song and i were the silliest kukus ok. for the candid shot we posed the indian dance. haha! then for the councillors' one we were so enthu wokay. the exco carried ms low and wanted us to make a damn farnny action by pointing at her but who cares anyway.. i didnt go for choir's one cause it was so late! hrrr.

and this big fat news.. THE FIRST BATCH OF SJC COUNCILLORS HAS FINALLY STEPPED DOWN! weehee! the long awaited day has come and our jobs are over. no more ties but unbuttoned shirt allowed. for that only, i'm grateful to ms low. that only you hear me? yes haha! i feel so fresh (:

gonna order the chocolate classico from four leaves. grace darhlingest and my favie! wee! no more brownies oredi ok cheryl? sorry! no time my dear haha..

i'm meeting jie soon. we're going to tm. she says a surprise awaits me. i wonder. lolx..

ok bye peeps! i love you kukus!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 6:29 PM
6:29 PM


Tuesday, July 13, 2004

pamela always brightens up your Queen's day with all silly jokes.

wellwell my day is always brightened up by everyone (:

yesterday was isa and amelia's job. two lil gurlx and i went to book the pit at pasir ris. to my amazement we were the only ones who booked it! haha how farnny. the whole park is ours this friday! or maybe they will book the pits on other days right? aiyoyo. we had delifrance at yellowsands and then we strolled the mall. the two gurlx are supahh farnny i tell you, every step i take, i'll laugh so hard! take a second and imagine man.. then we thought it was the end of the world when we heard a loud and annoying sound. but actually it's rather fine to die at that moment because i have two lil gurlx to die wit me but hey, Audrey will never ever never ever never ever end her life because it's truly beautiful... x)

i met daddy and then we went to fetch jiejie after her work. then she was telling me how cute but naughty the kids were at Dexus. well i'm glad she did enjoy her job as a teacher but i hope she wont tire herself out. especially when it's a full day job, and then she'll have to study in the night when skewl starts. that'll be horribly terrible.

then we went to meet koo at taka. she bought her Celine bag which i decided to change my mind and think that it's very pretty! haha. a thousand over buckaroos, what'd ya think? then we headed to buy my phoney! wee! i got the motorola's v600! i initially wanted to get 7610 but it isn't a flip phone! so forget about it! the features are rather similar too.. i didnt regret getting the v600. it's so posh!! wee! i love kookoo and godma!

daddy bought durians yesterday! the bloody stench is still on marh finger. yucks. then i learnt from jessica that i'll have to wash my hands with the seeds??? i have no idea! haha.. afterwhich mummy forced me to drink the salt water from the durian shell itself. yucksyucksyucks.

brit council tonight. cos friday's the bbq. i cant wait! heehee

see the excitement? we're all gonna have so much funnn!!!

tata, until then.

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 4:50 PM
4:50 PM


Monday, July 12, 2004

hey all.

you know what?

audrey just adores amelia and isa so much.

unconditional love that is.

*kisses amelia and isa.

i love you two sweet sweet peas.

:):):):):)

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 2:45 PM
2:45 PM


Sunday, July 11, 2004

today's GOOD +)

i'm watching nkf now. somehow, i dont really give my best support for these kinda charity shows. firstly, why would you want to raise millions and billions of funds for the sick who are suffering and on their verge of deaths, when YOU go and risk your own life doing all sorts of stunts? dangerous and very risky sometimes. OH, and some of the performances are real fake. sorry to say this, no certain offence but it's fake. I'll prefer a talent show, and then we'll raise funds and then it wudn't be fake. fake fake fake. lol-

Yes and do you pple know that this year's graduation night is in charged by miss khoo pi sai? shits. i hope we'll be going to some nice hotel. i hope she knows just what to do with young gurlx (:

mummy cooked lontong today. yumyums++ today we planned about everything. from my burthdae to jiejie's burthdae. sick girl her birthday's so darn far away! hrrrr... i'll make sure she get cake smashes all over xp did math today and biology. i'm not clever at both but at least i realised i learnt 91238471094 facts.. so yeah :)

went to wu-yee's hse today. nathaniel is still looking as cute as ever and clara is still as farnny. haha! then ailin koo, uncle chan along with the two kids went for some dinner. we stayed and dined at wu-yee's hse to accompany wu-yee. the food at the hawker centre is really GOOD ok. haha! i love pork ribs!

i'm going on a shopping spree with kookoo and jiejie tmr! wee! and i'm getting my v600! and that aunty of mine is buying her very-posh-bag-but-i-dont-think-so. cost a thousand of my ass bucks.

i am so gonna promise myself that going out is not a preferred way to idle my time off. staying at home is just the best solution. yes audrey? convincing enough? 3 more weeks left to prelims. audrey will do well. :)

wokay! i gtg! heehee. i'm so excited about my burthday! pts is my secretary and has planned everything! hmmmm i wonder what surprises some pple are giving. good or bad. i'm still gonna be happy. give it to me babaye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 9:13 PM
9:13 PM


Saturday, July 10, 2004

audrey is in a supahhh excited mood!

heehee. i should be asleep now. i'm busy planning our burthdaes. lolx. i'm caught up betw pasir ris and east coast though. pasir ris cause it's convenient for those who stay arnd that area. east coast cause it's more rowdy. hmmmm... mummy says she'll sponser almond jelly! and then i'll prolly buy a huge cake, brownies too? cheryl loves my brownies haha!

10th july was so greatly spent. with my darhling grace of course. sorry that i'm late my dear, i'm caught up with some family business. real busy this morn cause i've got to help grandma collect the medicines and settle some medical stuffs. real sorry! but anyway, you're so full of mercy. heh dankew! Our fruitful day started off with our romantic lunching at Marche. The food is super duper marvellous. I'm real honoured too cause this is lil grace's second visit and both times she came with the Queenofwonders chenaudrey. How pleased am i?

listen well. we ordered:
-our signature dish VEGETABLES
-Rosti
-Spring chicken
-waffles with fruits
-a lil surprise cake-tart :):)

yes we were so darn hungry! then we kept snapping pictures and all. and grace was so mean. she didnt want to snap with me. meanie! haha.. actually the lil cake was meant for a surprise for grace. first both of us went to get the waffle. then the aunty gave me a candle and i was like "shooshoo! aunty bu yao!" haha! and while she was walking back, i turned back and quickly rushed to buy that tart. i asked for that candle and lighter. walked back to somewhere near our table, and i decided to light up the candle and just surprise her after that but alas! she saw me lighting the candles and aye. no surprise. haha! then she was giggling and i was ahem* so proud of myself for doing that actually, albeit she saw but i mean.. yeah i did that with many peeple's eyes' gaze. haha! so i settled down, with the lit candle, spoke a few words, mushy enough to let her know that i love her, and then i broke out in a birthday song for her! heehee.. sweet enough?

but i guess, actions sometimes dont really speak more than words. as in, gold cannot buy love. today's lunch may be just a simple dine out for you grace. but just those times that we've spent together, laughed and joyed together, all those events that we've been through, i'm glad that you're my friend at this present time. sometimes i dont show that i really care for you, but in my heart you're always the lil piggy that i love to be with. thanks for entering my life, and kicking up my downs, pushing me all the way to the top and ya know, most of the loyal friends wud do, love me. i love you too girlie! heehee! i'm not that articulate in words but yeah. all in all you're my BESTIE FRIEND! mwahmwah!

so while we were dining and shopping at suntec, koo and jie went to catch spiderman2. then i saw the adidas bag! haha jie's buying it cos it's practically sold out in all other adidas stores! we so wanted it awrite! then jie offered to fetch grace to amk mrt station. and grace and i was like gossiping in the car. hmmm. it's pretty amazing how some peeple are so ********. i wonder, does adding pepper and salt in what i say makes you feel so much full of power? does making false accusations of me and spreading it arnd makes you feel big? i doubt so. rethink about everything. you might just think that you're childish. haha! -jie influenced me with childishness of kids.. lolx!

then we had our dinner at home. it's my birthday celebration! cause koo will be tripping to hongkong during muah bdae. how sad. but i'm happy oredi! at least the whole family's together to eat together. except godma :( and chik chik. i miss both so much. but anyhow, arseria's ASAM FISH ROCKS! haha! +smacks lipz..

i wonder what surprise the yaya gang has planned for me. not condoms and g-strings again please! i'm tired of those! haha! hmmm i just want all of ewe to be present yeah? as long as we're together, nothing can just make my 17th july destroyed. (:

i have 100 peeple in my invitation list. how cool?

pasir ris. NOW it's confirmed. haha!

ok i gtg now. bye!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 11:02 PM
11:02 PM


Friday, July 09, 2004

it's amazing how guys can be afraid of me. let alone gurls. haha!

brit council was rather boring today. but learnt quite a couple of skills in composition writing though. i got a kitkat! haha. mystery writers.. hmmm i'm not too into mystery books but it's rather interesting. Went to the computer lab for half of the lessons today. super cool aight? haha.

tuition was great too! mrs tay bought me bubble gummies. yeah! she even agreed that brit council is useful and told me abt how she supported it so much by introducing students to take up courses them. cool.

my birthday's planned! haha! i'll be celebrating with yew wei! and maybe coreen and mabel though. not sure if they want. it'll be at pasir ris ok pple? there're many pple. more than 50 but definitely less than a hundred. should i skip brit council just for that? or change the time slot? not sure. haha!

nick's cooking is just so yummilicious! +smacks lips.. his eggs are no ordinary eggs and rice is extroadinary. haha! and everyone of us are so crazee today! jumping and hopping arnd! and i saw ahem** hiek hiek. my eyecandy rocks. :x obvious?

ok i go now. i'm chilling out with my darhling gurlfren grace tmr! to celebrate her belated sweet 16th. i wonder what she wants to eat and what she wants to buy! hope tmr's outing will be a great one, just like the ones in the past! ilovegrace!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 11:33 PM
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i helped audrey to change her template. this time, for good, cause i dont want any feud between anybody :)

iloveyou babe. 8 more days to your sweet sixteenth. what wud you want? haha. you need life. you need a good life. i can guarantee, that your 16th year will be better than any others. the celebration will be fantastic. believe me. hehes*

ok i go now. did you read my mail? read read!

byebye!
xpampers.

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that time i wanted to put this_______



haha! nice? i love it. brings back a whole chunk of memories...

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"I KNOW I CAN__ BE WHAT I WANNA BE__ be a boy be a girl be a butch______"

lmao! i still cant get the father's lyrics outta my head! hilarious!

decided to give skewl a miss today cos i was feeling sick. well, i never felt any better during skewl days anyway.. haha. tuition at 2.30 ltr and brit council at 5.30! hmmm not a bad day afterall cause i miss mrs tay truckloads and i love Miss karen! haha..

remember my sister was so eager to tell me smthg the other day? lolx she found a job. as a "teacher" at Dexus Student Care. This is definitely so so so not her eh? she's a nanny! she's a babysitter! gosh i nearly fainted upon hearing the "good" news. and she has to give up everything for this job, guitar lessons, fun fun play play all and EVERYTHING. well i guess it's worth it. the salary is awesome and this might help jie to get into NIE.

Lunched with grace yest. the first pathetic time i had the noodles! and i think i'm gonna have another bowl next week. i missed it lolx. Grace ah grace. How can you **ee* in the *u*. and ewe even let a g** saw ewe and he even asked you to w**e u*! and the *** is sho h*****me! lolx. figure that out dudes..

i'm queer but i think i'm fantastic. it's difficult to believe how i can have sucha template. girl and a butterfly. this is yet again, so not me but i love it! haha! and the template at daflordabeldadrey's,, so sugar right? hees..amazing.

oh yes this is super comic. last morning i was stopped by Miss khoo pi sai and of course, i was shocked lahhh.
drey:"What thing?"
khoo:"What what thing? what should you say?"
drey:"Ok what is the thing?"
khoo and drey then burst out laughing. haha! i should brush up on my england cos it aint very up to standard.

i've edited the songs on both blogs. you see, when chenaudrey is free, she can do everything! change blogskins, music, mop the floor clean the toilet yada yada.. and i'm bored now! good thing liwei brodur is accompanying me. i pity him cos i usually talk shits and shits the moment i wake up and taking in the fact that it's super early in the morning now, viola! A freaky audrey for you brodur!

i guess no more things to add on?

oh yes. i have to shoutout to the yaya gang. GANG! I MISS YOU ALL LOTS! WE SHOULD MEET TMR NIGHT AGAIN! NICK! DINNER AGAIN OK! CANNNN EWEEEEE HEARRRR MEEEEE?!??!?!?!?

see, crazy alredy. haha bye!

scribbled by that paralysed eskimo* at 9:35 AM
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Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Hey all! So how...? Didcha jaws drop whilst cha staring at marh template?

ewe chee ko pek! -audrey slaps*-

hehs. how's life these days peeple? Good? For those sec fours out there. Do your best for oral! Mine was O K lahhh. i did stutter a lil while reading the passage but it was actually quite easy. the conversation was pretty chicken to me. though i hope i did speak up more but i didnt. lolx.

BUT I'M WONDERING WHY AINT THERE ANY CHINA COUNCIL?

Yes, talking about British council, it was so funnn!! i swear.. i enjoyed it more than miss khoo pi sai's lesson, and i managed to remain attentive throughout the 2 damn friggin hours! haha! Songzi and i didnt regret signing up for it. IT WAS HELL GOOD. we learnt about mount everest that day. did some lil compre and learnt more about Miss Karen. She's comical yet serious. She doesn't like anybody to interrupt, as in chat amongst emselves during any speech she makes. She'll just cut you off and place the word RUDE a couple of times and that just freak me off awrite. lolx.

went to watch spiderman2 on monday and we all ended up watching it on the floor. thanks to some gays who took our place. he lied. I'm sure God will do smthg to him. Dankew lord :) that youth day was superb in the beginning but i didnt really enjoy myself after eugene and gang went off. my son... sobsob. haha! anyway, thanks peeple for that day! it sure do rock and somehow suck but who cares about the sucky part EWE ALL ROCK!

Jie's mad. Her bdae's in dec. and She's booking the chalet today. She asked me to invite all of my frens who know her. PLENTY. lolx. and she wants me to sing on her bdae. NO WAY! haha. oh yes talking about my birthday, i'm celebrating with yew wei, coreen and mabel. cool huh? hehs. next friday i think. Cos my dear dumb sister booked me on saturday. She says she's gonna treat me to makan and wants to spend the day wit me. hee so sweet of her.

Oh yes! we both saw an adidas watch which we wanted so badly! she wants the metallic one and i want the red one! i want i want!

koo cant celebrate my birthday with me. sigh. she'll be flying to hongkong i think. and now that godma's not in singapore too, that's just so sad yar? boy oh boy..

HAPPY SWEET 16TH BURTHDAE GRACE!!!

girl, you know i love you as much. i cant wait for this saturday, where we will be going on a one on one date. i love you darhling. hope you enjoyed this 16th year of your life! FLY FLY LOVE!!!

hees.ok jie just called.. she told me she has some good news for me and wants to treat me to some makaning now. hmmm. i wonder. what cud it be? hah. ok here i go! SHE'S RUSHING ME! BLOODY SISTER! HAH.

bye. love yall.

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Sunday, July 04, 2004

i'm staying at mama hse today. to watch the finals with koo and jie. wee!

and then, there's this thing about fakers. lols i shldn't elaborate, to save the trouble of someone hitting back at me.

pamela is the nice one. she bought chocolates and sent it to me! to my doorstep! BITTER CHOCOLATES ROCKS.

i lost ten buckaroos today. sigh**

i'm getting v600! haha! with pts too!

i'm pissed at Brent. wokay maybe i shld apologise but please. stop this thing between earl and i. i've had enough. seriously.

I miss isabel and song. i've got loads to tell you song!

i'm going ecp tmr with isa, amelia, pts, sj, calvell and all others! yeah! then we're gonna play and skate and play and crap! we rock. but i'll prolly end up doing my homework. yucks.

GREECE IS SO GONNA WIN. though i'm with portugal but i doubt they'd win this time leh.

i love daddy. dont ask why. he just rocks my world so much.

mommy too. she brewed black chicken for jie and i! great mommy i have!

I'M AGAIN, USING CAPPS LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS.

GRACE BDAE COMING WHAT SHOULD I BUY FOR MY DARHLING?

ok here i go. gonna catch some sleep first and then wake up for the finals.

chill on pple. it's youth's day! bye!

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Thursday, July 01, 2004

heyyyyy yaaaaAaa!

It's moons since.

My days are fine. How about yours? Sch's been rather wokay. But homeworks are piling on my desk! They rot and stink! anyway, caught up with soooo many peeple in sch. i miss one and every of ewe truckloads! we have so much to tell each other that we even have to resort to letters. lolx. i laughed my ass off after hearing plenty stuffs about some people's childish actions. lols. How wise can they get then? pathetic losers (:

POP on tues was fine. I so so so appreciate song darh to invite me annually for a consecutive 3 years yeah? She's the sweetest to me. hees. this year's the best POP i've ever witnessed. it was really the most memorable march-past i've ever seen. ok my praises will never end for the contingents. i respect those who've performed every duty in their 4 years in SJC. peeple like song, annabel, sarah-marie, julia and many more others. i take my hat off you. the march through was rather neat. Perfect jobs SJCians! It was sad that some are graduating too. sobsob.

I'm still not over the fact that our prelims are in 5 weeks' time. this sucks but i've got to mug hard. yes audrey? British council commence tmr and i'm so not prepared. i pray hard that i'll be in the same class as songsong though.

We debated during english lesson today and it was hella fun. St. emilie thought of so many nuts and bolts that i suggest you better not hear amira debate. so full of rubbish haha!

Oh yes you might not want to know this but i dreamt of Joyce Yeo(the friggin' act cute teacher). She had such long hair, permed at the bottom, about 3 metres long, that her hair got stuck in the drain. OF COURSE, SHE ASKED ME TO HELP AND I DIDNT HELP. that's cool. i hope her hair's still stuck. LOLS!

SS was boring. joyce yeo doesn't know how to teach. For Chinese lessons, we did Mock Oral Exams with xie lao shi. it did help lah but i stuttered much. shiat i know i shldn't lah. anyway. geog was hell. i've got to hand in the assignments tmr and i've not completed them! amath and emath was wokay too. physics was boring. song and i gossipped the whole lesson thru. lolx.

koo came back on monday. she was sick! poor ladaye. and she got to experience the blackout. i love it. but at the same time i freaked out most. haha! it's a history for me wokay.. Grandma's ok. But today... nvm. Jie decided to study in a British skewl. the fees are cruel. i hope she doesn't need to go overseas. that'll be terrible cos i'll miss her loads. And i'm gonna get Motorola V600! yeah! haha it's so posh! should i get the red one or the silver or the black one? the black one caught my eyes first though, and liying said that black one suits me too! hee. Godma finally emailed back. haha! she's forever so cute. lols. and thinking of that we forgotten to send her stuffs! gosh it must be hell cold in japan. she must be shivering! gosh gosh gosh must send quickly!

OMIGAWD PORTUGAL WON AGAIN! RONALDO ROCKS AGAIN! haha and my dearest son eugene's telling me that ronaldo got booked for taking off his shirt! gosh i missed that part! i fell aslp after the 30th minute or so. what do you expect?! and tonight, CZECH'S GONNA WIN! haha. and all those who owes me money please gimme if not i'll spray paint your lifts wokay. i earned alot of money :) and belle was so drunk last night that she decided to spend her night at my place. lols. zouk is always so tempting to her. i wonder why. oh yes and she's so sweet! heehee she wrote a letter to me and put it into my physics book! silly girl what if it flew out and i didnt read it at all?! ily in any ways!

So many days. so many stories to tell. but i guess i shall update if i remember anything yup? wokay talking about my birthday. i'll be celebrating at annabel daddy's restaurant i think? not sure yet song will help me ask first. all of ewe come wokay? my enemies, all come lah! haha. i just want to have everyone one of my friends present to celebrate this sweet sixteenth. i do not want to rake up the past year's celebration but thru that, i hope this year's a better one wokay? i'll update soon again!

Did any of you wondered why i didnt mention about bel and flor? haha cos i'm saving the best for the last. I want everyone of you to know that my pts did a super great job on tues. Florence, the head of the SJC Girl Guides team, did Audrey Chen proud, by humbly marching past the audience. no freaking outs and no nervous breakdowns. that's it. my darhling. chomping chomping chomping and so 'suavely' received the award for recognition of her hard work in Guides team. I'm soooo proud of her that i nearly teared! haha. Ask ivy! Girl, i want ewe to know that you're one of the bestties i've ever had. thanks for all the cheering-me-ups. thanks for all the stupid laughter. thanks for all the lame kick-ass jokes. thanks for all the times where you never ever chicken out in public to go crazy with me. thanks for all the times you never get embarrased when we did silly things. THANK YOU. and to the best farnny ass isabel, thanks for the times when you made me laugh real hard that i want to bang my head against the wall. thanks for the times when you accompanied me and listened to my lame stuffs. THANK YOU SO MUCH DEAR YOU'RE SO SWEET! HAHA!

to the boys. I'm not your average thug.

and i wanna give a shoutout to ivy songzi grace jesmine sarahmarie julia amanda amelia isa nick pamela yu the yaya gang et cetera. i love ewe all much. thanks for all the joy.

why am i writin as though it's the end of the world? *laughs_____ here i go!

until laters.


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